So one of the web-columnists I occasionally read is Eric D. Snider. Those of you if any who have lived in Utah for awhile might recognize him – he used to write for the BYU campus paper as well as the Provo daily paper, IIRC.

I’ve read him off and on for a few years, but now that I have gotten RSS feeds working nicely (thank you Google Reader!), I subscribe to his feed. He’s one of those guys (kind of like Bill Simmons) that some people find completely un-funny, but I find (usually) quite humorous.

His last column was pretty funny.

Best part:

“Any driver who grew up in one state but now resides in a different one will believe the natives of his current state to be the worst drivers anywhere. Californians who now live in Utah think Utahns are the worst drivers; Texans who live in Ohio think Ohioans are the worst drivers; Georgians who live in New Jersey think New Jerseyans are the worst drivers. But the fact is, generally speaking, drivers are about the same everywhere: some good ones, and a lot of bad ones.

Now is the part where you post a comment saying, “But [state of choice] drivers really ARE the worst drivers!!” Just know that I’m not listening, because you’re wrong. “